If you're able to competently visit the bathroom on your own, you've probably noticed that lately game releases have been decidedly sparse. Of course, by sparse I mean nothing worth playing has been released in fucking forever. Yeah, yeah, there's the obligatory Sims DLC and 800 "indie" games that are just angsty versions of Super Mario Bros. Judging by the release calendar, this starvation of entertainment is going to run all the way through until Human Revolution is released on the 25th. You can only sing Ballroom Blitz on Rock Band so many times before you start feeling silly (just joking, I feel silly every time I sing that shit) and to pass the time I've decided to judge games on the near future release calendar solely on their titles and platforms.
